noob cannon

a gun that most noobs use and get cheap kills with, like the ppsh in Call of Duty

omg noobs stop using the noob cannon!

Call of Duty: omg russian noobs get a real gun

by michael scullin May 22, 2006

Connor

Here it is, you might think that most boys are right idiots, but Connor can change your life and make you happy forever. He's amazing and he will always be there for you, no matter what. All boys wish they were him, as he has all the girls begging to go out with him. He's smart, funny, sexy and the most amazing boy you could ever meet. He breaks all the girls hearts, but he doesn't care too much. He can be an ignorant pig and a right dick at times, but in the end, you've gotta love him :).

person 1: who's that?
person 2 : thats connor..
person 1 : he's so cool, i wish i was him.
person 2: everybody says that...

by em1200xx November 18, 2011

handheld pickle cannon

A rather large, handheld gun that fires pickles or other pickle-shaped objects. Favored weapon of the anal marauder, who likes to assault victims from a distance, then close in for the violation.

Peter got hit in the eye by a mysterious vegetable shot from a handheld pickle cannon. He was one of the lucky ones.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

connor it

verb- to mess up a good chance at sexual gratification from a person of the opposite gender, often caused by severe feelings of self doubt.

The man connored it by not getting laid by the hot naked girl in his bed, even though she said "gee i'm really horny tonight."

by Paul December 6, 2003

Cannon

A super loud fart

MAN, that was a fucking CANNON!

by DesertFoxx April 16, 2015

cum cannon

the name for a penis that shoots large loads of skeet

i shot her eye out with my cum cannon

by bbrandonn0015 February 26, 2010

cannon

1. A blunt (see blunt, L, philly, dutch, etc.) that is large in diameter. A blunt containing 3 or more grams of marijuana can safely be considered a cannon.

roll a cannon
spark the cannon
that cannon killed me man

by sherLocke November 1, 2005