complete fucking plank

A phrase used to describe someone that has just done/said somthing so stupid, you'd think it's not possible

G. W. Bush: They misunderestimate me
Tony Blair: You complete fucking plank!!

by the lad sat down June 14, 2009

Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on

Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.

Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?

Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.

by alienfrompluto September 24, 2012

complete utter fucking morons

Volunteer editors at urbandictionary.com. People like YOU who are way to fucking stupid to even alive.

a complete utter fucking morons are people like YOU Volunteer Editors.

by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017

Queer Complex

A woman who is attracted to homosexual men unintentionally.

She has a queer complex: the men she likes turn out to be gay.

by Becca Bee December 9, 2008

Batman Complex

someone who takes it upon them self to take on a perceived danger no mater how ridiculous (even if it is only a one percent chance)

Look at Bill going off to put in those outlet protectors to protect his kids.
Aren't they 10 year olds?
Yeah he has a serious batman complex going on

by Captain Ginyu September 22, 2016

angel complex

the angel complex is when someone is attracted to someone and builds up an idealistic version of them in their head. they start dating them and hold them to these high standards that the person was never meant to live up to. it causes disappointment in the person who holds the angel complex because they are frustrated that their s/o is not who they thought they were. yet, they may not realize it because they still believe them to be the ideal person they have in their mind.

carter has an angel complex about maria.

by sloth32123 October 26, 2022

good will hunting complex

avoidant personality and inferiority complex

Max has Good Will Hunting complex because he went through a lot when growing up. Give him some slack, won't ya!

by G-Gilla June 1, 2017