mr. clean magic eraser

the best damn cleaner
used to make my shoes sexy and fresh!!!!

That mr. clean magic eraser is so good to get the shit off the wall

by i love pot January 8, 2005

Cracked open and cleaned out

When one has sexual intercourse with a partner or partners

Chrissie cracked open and cleaned out that tute from Bay Ridge on the love sack last night.

by 1/4PotatoMonkey April 9, 2020

clean up on aisle zero

Having to return to the bathroom to do a better job of wiping one’s backside.

Karen: “What took you so long? I thought you’d already used the bathroom?”
Tom: “I did, but I had to do a clean up on aisle zero.”

by Mooseface May 22, 2018

80's cleaning montage

cleaning up a mess in extremely fast motion while music is playing, made popular by 80's sitcoms

Person 1: Uhh, this is going to take forever to clean!

Person 2: Not if we use an 80's cleaning montage. Lets go!

by Mike Hunt543 January 12, 2009

Cleaning out the fish-tank

A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage

Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?

Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank

Jon : but i phoned back an hour later

Ad : Bow chicka wow wow

by ExcellCRW November 27, 2011

Clean my Dirty Toilet

A way to solicit gay sex in a socially acceptable manner via Craigslist.

I will give you $20/hr to come clean my dirty toilet.

by thelizx May 7, 2009

So fresh So Clean

Being so fresh and so clean that you cant help but bursting out into a funky jam because of how sexy you are

"Aint nobody dope as me Im just so fresh so clean"

by Possum Aloysius Jenkins January 15, 2009