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Brain Crack

When you have an idea and need to get out as fast as you can, because otherwise your brain becomes addicted to the idea of ideas.

A term created by the YouTube people Vlogbrothers.
When you think "My idea is so important that I have to keep it in my head till I can execute it perfectly" and get this brain crack idea out.
by secretsuperperson April 17, 2009
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Brainard

The term used for an idiot in political office. He believes Roundabouts are amazing, but they just kill Mexicans. He has a secret love orgy group with Evan Lurie, Jeff Worrell, and Woody Rider. He went to New York in 2011 to have a union with Ron Carter.
THAT DAMN BRAINARD IS SPENDING OUR MONEY ON ANOTHER STATUE...
by MS4C February 8, 2013
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Braid

Much like a beard for gay men, a braid is a term coined for lesbians that have a fake boyfriend to appear straight.
No Kate, I will not be your braid for your sister's wedding!
by Xianyang Aston October 6, 2011
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brain

blow job; head; oral sex on a male
i.)Freaky Girl by Gucci Mane

"She's a very freaky girl,
She get it from her momma.
First you get her name,
Then you get her number.
Then you get some brain in the front seat of the hummer."

ii.)joey: yo dude. this chick gave me the best brain last night.
billy: who??
joey: i dont even kno.
billy: how hot was she??
joey: about...two and a half.
billy: thats sick!!
joey: naw man. she did it PROPA!!

iii.)bob: oh my god, dont f&^% wit dat chick.
jim: y not?? she sexii as hell.
bob: she give bad brain.
jim: forreal??
bob: yea. the worst.
jim: wat happen'd??
bob: that s&*^ was slobbery as hell.
by Nunya Damnbidness February 17, 2008
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Brain

When getting a blowjob, the dick goes so far in it tears the back of the throat and somehow manages to penetrate the brain
Yo dude, this hot chick totally gave me brain the other day! Too bad she died, bro.
by DrFunkenstein April 30, 2010
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brain check

-noun
An offered or requested postponement of a thought. Usually due to the influence of mind-altering substances. Or being a moron.
Guy 1 "DUDE ok so last night- "
Guy 2 ".....Last night- what?"
Guy 1 "Shit son, I forgot, I'm gonna have to write you a brain check on that one."
by Rob the Baller February 5, 2008
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Brain Job

The act of getting a brain freeze from a slushie, while getting a blow job.
Dude, my girl totally gave me a brain job last night
by Synyster Stallone November 10, 2010
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