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bloody Illuminati

"Bloody illuminati" commonly referred to as "ILL" or "ILL JUICE" it is a homemade juice drink than when consumed causes mild to powerful opiate effects much like morphine or opium or oxycontin depending on how its made.
It is a home made beverage made of store bought poppy seeds and a fruit juice of your choice, mixed, shaken and filtered.(fruit punch is the most commonly used juice in which it gets the name "bloody" it gets the name "Illuminati" because its such a powerful secret.)
Popular among recovering addicts and experimenting teens.
It is illegal so I did not put the directions on how to make it on here.
1)Yo Adam lets make some ill and chill dog!
2) Hey Sarah! have you got any more ill juice left from last night?
3)does anybody know how to make a bloody illuminati?
by Adam Charles Stewart October 8, 2008
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Bloobers

Droopy middle-aged female boobs
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bloody Freida

When a girl wipes period blood across a guys eyebrows to make a bloody unibrow.
Sam ate the last of the cornpops so I gave him a bloody Freida.
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Some-shit-or-bloody-some'n-ay

What an Australian ranch hand says at the end of every sentence.
Yeah.. Bruce was bangin some chick the other weekend erh some-shit-or-bloody-some'n-ay.
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Bloody Wanker

A phrase that Americans think British/Irish people use when in fact no-one in their right mind uses the word bloody and wanker together.

"Bloody" is quite a mild swear word whereas " wanker" is quite harsh.

The two words just don't go together.
Saying " bloody wanker" on the internet screams "I'm an American!"
Them: God you're a bloody wanker!

Me: You're an American aren't you?
by Mrs Pants April 6, 2010
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bloody

Adjective of British origin.

Used to describe something.
"The bloody car's gone."

"The bloody dog ate my tea, I should bloody well have the bloody thing put down."
by Kelly December 22, 2004
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bloody mary

Several meanings/roots in Britain. The most common reference being to the beheading of Mary Queen of Scots who was beheaded because she was Catholic after the creation of the Anglican church. The majority of English lords betrayed the strong claim to the line of royal succession in order not become subject the Catholic church again - partially out of fear of penalties the Catholic Church was likely to impose and partially because of royal marriages the Catholic Church was arranging to take power out of Britain. Thus all sort sof bad things are implied including betrayal and major turmoil, war, personal disaster, and a violent messy solution.

Alternatively British blasphemy -- which says The Virgin Mary was not a virgin as in Mary was bloody from her ruptured hymen. Of course such a blasphemy means you are going straight to hell having denied Christ is God's son. Thus Bloody Hell refers to huge disaster and misfortune. This form is seldom the sense used today - but when it is there is an implication that the Church or Christianity or God is at fault.
Bloody Mary, they did it again! They assassinated Lady Di for planning to marry into Al-Quaeda.
by dudelookslikeachimp January 25, 2008
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