Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
by Heather Kerns May 01, 2024
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Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
“Dude, where were you?”
Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind
by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024
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blind jump

any jump where you're unable to see what's up ahead. mostly used in the Geometry Dash community.
by slideglide June 03, 2024
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blind eye syndrome

Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.

When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.

If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”
by Thomas Hobbes II March 05, 2022
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poor blindness

Akin to ad blindness, this describes the behavior where a person is so used to seeing poverty that her mind just ignores it altogether as if it didn't exist.
Due to poor blindness, Milchom lived with content and joy regardless if he lived in the slums where everybody barely had food to eat.
by TiTo MeMing September 12, 2024
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Blind date Butler

a term you use when someone picks you up or drops you off so you can go on a date/hook up
Him - wow you got to the restaurant early
Me- yeah thanks to my blind date butler
by Sexykittyluvr445 January 28, 2025
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blind trim

The faggoty way they trim paragliders in boulder.
He pulled the pecker out of his butt amd putt it in his eyes before blind trim check on his glider.
by Ghost of Paul Revere November 25, 2023
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