BLESS ME

A self-given “bless you” after sneezing, used when no one else says it—or even if they do. It’s giving a mix of manners , self love and main character energy. A polite flex.

“Achoo—bless me.”
Friend: “Lol, I was about to say it”
You: “You were too slow.”

by RocketCulture April 26, 2025

blessed

blessed (noun)
a fat white man, who larps as a mexican and loves big titty asian women

oh, look at that fatass blessed over there

by peegeeare May 4, 2025

bless you

Said to a person who has just sneezed.

Bless you, Jack

by Debskelly1985 June 27, 2025

Bliss

Verb

1. To act in a way that sends a person to a state of expansive euphoria, comforting serenity, holistic contentment, or mental tranquility.

2. To achieve the above by killing someone. More specifically, the final act or blow that sends someone to the other side.

Dead bitch, neck open
Nigga can't do no more throating
Fuck that nigga, Charlie, now he dead
Put him in the ocean
Fuck that nigga wife and his friends
Y'all some racist bitches
Talking this and that, 'cause we black
Then somebody blissed him

by libera nos September 15, 2025

blesstie

coined by sky @goodnightloveyouu and further propagated by natasha @natashajadeacosta

a portmanteau of “bless” and “bestie”

so blessed to have my besties, my blessties <333

by blesstie October 4, 2025

blessed weight loss

The phenomenon of continuously losing weight (e.g., 0.2 kg per day) despite a sedentary lifestyle, attributed to maintaining a healthy diet, often viewed as a blessing or sign of divine favor.

Even though I've been glued to my computer all day, this blessed weight loss feels like a gift from above since I've always been watching what I eat!

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Blessday

An angel’s version of a birthday, as in the day they ascended into Heaven.

Happy Blessday, Brittany! It’s been 20 years since you came into our afterlife!

by TrentTheVeganphobe October 26, 2025