douche bag

|a| - someone who;; talks shit, starts shit, wont finish their shit, &&and the end of the day still thinks they own the universe.


closely related to;; asshole

"god, he walks around and acts like hes the best thing in the world when really no one likes him. what a douche bag."

by twin. July 24, 2005

In my bag

When you're sad and are deep down in the feels usually about a relationship

Person 1: why have you been listening to Drake a lot lately?
Person 2: I've just been in my bag since my breakup

by Drake drake January 07, 2016

Beaver Bagging

Beaver bagging is the sexual act similar to tea bagging, only with beaver bagging the woman squats on the mans face and proceeds to bag his face with her vagina aka beaver

I was beaver bagging your dad, when your mom walked in.

by Jessica Higgins January 21, 2011

wiss bag

theres only one wiss bag. and im him. so fuck off.

I am the wiss bag.

by whissy December 06, 2010

Pea Bagging

When a man's balls are in excruciating amount of pain and a bag of frozen peas is used as an implement to numb the marbles in question.

Alayna: I hear Jeremy had his vasectomy today? How's he doing?

Mike: Oh yeah, he's completely fucked he's just been sitting in a chair Pea Bagging his jewels in all day; trust me, he's not going anywhere anytime soon.

by blindboys March 24, 2010

p-bagging

The act of teabagging the pope.

Jack and I flew to Vatican City to engage in some extreme p-bagging.

by Josh Messer January 11, 2007

disco bag

A condition where the scrotum has been covered in glitter and drawn through the fly for the purpose of enhancing a party, office, office-party, cubical gathering, performance review, Christening, or Ba(r) Mitzva, much like a disco ball at the roller rink in the '70s and '80s.

We thought for sure Tranny Pat was post-op, but (s)he whipped out a disco bag and lit up the dance floor.

by Bubbles, bubbles, my bubbles! March 12, 2011