Anal Bride 

1. A bride composed exclusively of anuses.
2. A bride who is anally experienced.
3. Someone who is tricked into marrying another person solely for the purpose of excessive anal plundering
4. Rory

bob: "YO! I COPPED ME AN ANAL BRIDE LAST NIGHT!"
yagar: word? whats it's name?
bob: RORY!

Anal Bride by ahcsiM January 28, 2009

anal mechanic

A master at repairing asses. This process of "repairing" usually involves the penetration of the subject matter with a penis or other similar-shaped object, e.g. cucumber or hosepipe.

Can also be described as a rectal repairman.

"She wanted to try anal so I was a fuckin' (anal) mechanic out there."

"Go to hell you anal mechanic, you're making me sore!"

"Mate, I was such an anal mechanic last night, I had a fucking garage running."

anal mechanic by AIDS gay April 6, 2007

Anal Rain Dance 

A sex act entailing urinating into your partners gaped anus, then once the partners anus has closed back up they proceed to stand over you and twerk while they force the urine out of their anus.

"I had Emily give me the old Anal Rain Dance the other night. It was good but, as usual, its just so messy."

Anal Rain Dance by Metallijosh November 11, 2014

anal bead 

That one bead, that breaks off from your set of anal beads, and stuck in your badunkadunk.

I shit out my anal bead from that thing I did with Aunt jemima. i gave her a sparkling mermaid

anal bead by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006

anal retentive 

A fixation on neatness developed from the Freudian "anal stage", otherwise though of as the "potty training years". Where the fixation stems from either not enough or too much pushing into potty training and cleanliness as a child.

He/she is anal retentive if everything must be placed perfectly, or if something is moved he/she becomes anxious. "neat freak"

anal retentive by stormbourne December 12, 2003

Anal Baggins 

Anal Baggins is the act of inserting your penis into a womans anus and sliding in your balls into her vagina, thus teabagging her.

Dude as soon as i administered the Anal Baggins she was beggin for more.

Anal Baggins by Fuckin Fuck Master May 29, 2008

anal copulation 

to insert the male member (penis) into the anus in order to derive sexual pleasure.

last night she let me ingage her in anal copulation.

anal copulation by annon. January 22, 2004