Absolute spice

A good looking lass/a fit lass

That lass looks absolute spice

by Absolute spice January 5, 2018

AbsoluteCUCKERY

When you witness a DENSE-ASS guy, miss all the "Hints" from a chick who is clearly into him.

Jamie: Yo, dude i saw Michelle talking to Andrew about coming over to have "fun" at her place, late at night
Frank: What did Andrew say about that?
Jamie: Dude, he said he would rather sleep at night then have fun
Frank: WOWWWW, now that's AbsoluteCUCKERY

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 14, 2018

absolute ape

Some on who acts like a retard and try a to be funny but makes retarded jokes. Most people that are absolute apes are Daniel Bailey, and people like him

Absolute ape is a person who is retarded

by JimmyJohmsSubs June 27, 2018

absolute lass

A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.

That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.

by Theabsoluteunit July 2, 2018

abstratic

a) when something is both abstract and erratic at the same time

"this painting is so abstratic that I can't tell what it is!"

by bugheadlover July 15, 2018

Abstract Minded

Abstract Minded is originally a French Metal Band founded in 2016.

They launched the genre of Abstract Metal, where music is written without respecting the boundaries of genres.

The only "Metal" thing in the music is the sound.

I just wrote this riff, Abstract Minded style!

This tune is Abstract Minded!

by StanMott November 6, 2018

Absequichiously

When an individual or family member are over-aggressively “loving” or “caring” for you in an overlord like manner.

Has your mom contacted you yet, absequichiously?

by Sphaghetti noodle krud kutter December 29, 2018