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phantom incest

when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them
sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours
by evesdropper April 6, 2017
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Phantom Pain

Like when you watch something that looks painful, probably like a dude getting kicking at the balls or those weird ass sex toys that guys put inside their penis, like who the fuck does that?

And you somewhat feel the pain yet you physically don't.
*someone gets kicked in the balls*
Yestin: Oh jesus christ, that's gotta hurt!
Marc: Yeah, that gave me Phantom Pain
by Bread God December 14, 2020
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phantom cancer

by Poseidonkukar December 12, 2016
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Phantom figure

Someone who seems like they never grow up, coined in Nigeria in tribute to a basketballer who stayed 25 for three years in a row
Mr x: hey you know him too?
Mr y: yes, he was my mentor growing up...he graduated from the university of Jos in 1992
Mr x: WHAT!! He told me he is 22
Mr Y: damn, he is one of those phantom figures who never seem to grow old...
by Urbanboy92 August 1, 2011
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Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not
Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.
by snake ruiz September 27, 2012
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Phantom

A bowel movement that requires tremendous force, but leaves no evidence in the bowl.
I think I got a hernia from that Phantom.
by Krakfeend January 24, 2016
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The Phantom effect

A brain damage that makes belive that you get laid because you are in a group of people that drives around in a car an listens to brainless music.
"OMG i got laid!!! - it must be the phantom effect"
by Theprinceofnewtromsø January 5, 2018
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