A wet noodle

A wet noodle is your dogs penis after you suck them off

My dog has a wet noodle under that dog foreskin

by Ni5let #42069 December 10, 2018

bramen noodles

a group of douche bag kids.

"look at this gaggle of fags coming towards us"

"man, they's bramen noodles."

by StealsyourstereO November 13, 2006

Boiling Noodles

The term used to describe the act of urinating in the midst of extreme dehydration. The strong odor that emanates from the toilet bowl is tantamount to the smell of hot starchy pasta water.

After walking 11 miles home in the NYC Blackout of August 2003, my boyfriend was boiling noodles in the dark.

by yummyza January 3, 2007

danger noodle

Matthew Maldonado. The most cautionary pasta ever. When he gets roasted he becomes spaghetti.

"Danger Noodle! You are the worst!"

by majestic sea flap flap January 17, 2016

Ramen Noodle

Noun-A person who partakes in extra stupid or odd activities
Verb-The physical act of doing something incredibly stupid or odd

Wow, Steve is such a ramen noodle.
Ben! You're ramen noodling!

by SenioritaAmore November 1, 2010

Pool Noodle

The offensive capabilities of Medic from TF2.

You only need to worry about your medium, since the medic has the offensive capabilities of a Pool Noodle.

by NekoAnimator February 28, 2019

Wet noodle

The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.

Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines

by Dr.cradle May 19, 2018