1. A sex act in which a woman presses a towel over the face of her sexual partner, then ejaculates or "squirts" violently over the face and towel to simulate drowning.
2. A female ejaculation aimed or targeting the mouth, eyes, and lungs of a sexual partner.
2. A female ejaculation aimed or targeting the mouth, eyes, and lungs of a sexual partner.
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Masturbating while fully submerged under water. This can be done with one's dominant hand or the hose end of a snorkel when appropriate. Water rubs date back to the times of the ancient Greeks and can be seen practiced today among all of the world's oceanic cultures.
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Person 1: Have you seen The Shape of Water? Person 2: Yeah! It's about lakes, right? Person 1: Nah man, it's just fish sex.
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