Wankerjam

When a bar is jammed with wankers and there's no room for normal people.

Greg: "Hey, Jimbo, let's go in here."
Jimbo: "Fuck no mate, it's a wankerjam in there."

by Lettheinsanitybegin June 20, 2011

wacktrack

the process of locating pot when all your regular suppliers are offline.

dude, all i want is just one gram, one teensy teensy gram, i shouldn't have to embark on the longest wacktrack of my life just for one gram.

by MRFARENHEIT69 June 29, 2011

Wankerpussy

To do something a bit stupid or clumsily and hurt yourself pathetically in the process. Being a bit of a wanker and a pussy at the same time. Very often occurs while drunk.

Claire fell down the stairs, landed on her arse and whinged about it. Everybody laughed.
What a Wankerpussy!

by FatSteve September 24, 2012

Walker of Shame

Walk of Shame in a nursing home, where the visitor uses a walker to get back to their own room after hooking up in another resident's room. They may or may not remember if it was a one nighter or not.

Nurse 1: Blanch wasn't in her room this morning.
Nurse 2: last night she was visiting Norman in his room.
Nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the Walker of Shame back to her room.
Nurse 2: look at that smile! Maybe I should sign up for Norm's sponge bath!

by SildogintheNatti June 13, 2016

Wanker

A Male who masturbates. Usually used as an insult, i mean its not like we all do it or anything, well besides that for some reason we get the right to make a joke out of it. in my opinion it is probably that person compensating because their ding dong is a bit shorter than a french fry.

"you fucking wanker"
"oi you wanker"
"fucking wanker"
"you are such a wanker"

by DGtheGuy (Metaphors&Sarcasm) April 19, 2017

Walkered

Drunk one night stand. That ends with partner having a golden dream.

Man we was so wasted, I ended up getting walkered.

He’s had 12 shots of tequila, how much you wanna bet the girl he takes home gets walkered tonight?

by Fckdemhoes69 October 25, 2017

wanker cranker

Any hoe willing to shit on a mans wanker to make it stand.

Boy she's a real wanker cranker

by fluffycock November 5, 2017