vagina rodeo

A really good time.

Tim is always down for an 'ol fashioned vagina rodeo.

by woebot May 16, 2010

vagina infinita

The motif recurring in folklore (legends, jokes) of an overly large (even grotesquely vast) vagina--in which objects become lost, into which entire persons tumble, etc. Clearly a projection of masculine fears of sexual inadequacy, the image epitomizes the concept of the voracious and insatiable sexual appetite attributed to some (or all) women. The term was coined (in English, at least) by the folklorist Elissa R. Henken; see Henken and Mariamne Whatley, Did You Hear about the Girl Who--?: Contemporary Legends, Folklore, and Human Sexuality (NY: New York UP, 2000) 121.

Joke (based on the motif of the vagina infinita): A woman is being degitally pleasured. "Oh, your ring hurt me!" "That's not my ring, it's my watch." Legend/rumor (exemplifying the motif of the vagina infinita): A woman loses a tampon (or a hotdog) inside herself.

by CCDGa December 2, 2009

toasted vagina

when you wanna up your pussy game so you put ur vag in a toaster

boy: do you got that toasted vagina?
me: hell fuckin ya

by analdestroyed July 13, 2017

saucy vagina

a major douche bag; or in the literal sense a very greasy vagenus

For some stupid ass reason all the hot girls always go for these saucy vaginas, probably because they have saucy vaginas themselves.

by BigBadBobcat December 2, 2009

vagina sisters

Close friends who have had sex with the same boy. Like vagina cousins, but more important.

Kerri and Christina are the best vagina sisters out there.

by kbearbabyyyy November 24, 2010

vagina mouth

the smell of vagina on someones breath; someones mouth that looks like a vagina

What up vagina mouth, damn your mouth looks funny, plus your breath smells like a vaginal canal, ha ha ha ha ha.

by Fruir Legs January 11, 2009

Vagina Cheek

The soft, fleshy skin located on the exterior of the vagina.

"Yo Will, when you shagged Harry, did you pull out and cum on her vagina cheek?"

by Tommy K Lah June 12, 2008