tweetle

to post your first and last tweet, and then wish you never opened a Twitter account altogether.

I just tweetled, that's the last time I ever use Twitter.

by Twitler April 1, 2009

tweetle

On twitter when u write a small tweet. Or only write short tweets

don't have much to tweet a tweetle will have to do. She tweetles just to say hi.

by Indi Go Violet August 14, 2009

TweetSlacking

Failing to post a tweet on twitter for extended period of time

where did she disappear to she hasn't posted on twitter for days, she usually posts a tweet every freakin hour! She's totally tweetslacking. Yea she is a tweetslacker

by mytomcat June 16, 2010

Tweetastrophe

A twitter tweet that turns out to be so much more than a bad idea.

Policeman: "We know that you were at the scene of the crime last night."

Man: "I'm telling you I wasn't!"

Policeman: "Well that's not what you told your followers on twitter, and see... here is a picture."

Man: "Well isn't this a tweetastrophe!"

by The Civil Word Servant October 14, 2010

Tweetually Active

Your ability to tweet.

Ron: Yo I will tweet later when I know what club I am heading to.

Jermey: Yo I ain't got twitter.

Ron: You mean you ain't tweetually active? Yo 1984 called, they looking for you. Loser.

by xfacex June 7, 2011

Tweetie pie

Twitter term of endearment. Coined by @missmircea on Dec 17, 2011

Hey @KanyeWest, you are my tweetie pie and you don't even know it #DaTruth

by twooth_tweller January 5, 2012

Tweethab

Rehab for Twitterers.

Ashton Kutcher gave control of his Twitter account to his management team because of retarded tweets. Ashton is in Tweethab.

by backotruck November 12, 2011