toaster

if toast is a penis...then a toaster is?

"LANISHA"= has the toaster..."JOSH"=has the toast

by Teeter September 2, 2004

Fuck toast

1. You have a real nice lookin piece of toast... and u just want to sex it up all nite long.
2. Instead of just using plain "fuck" you use fuck toast... to put more emphasis on the "fuck", also when something doesnt go your way you say FUCK TOAST and people know that you mean business.
3. A command meaning instead of Fuck off.. you say fuck toast.. because you really want them to have sex with a piece of toast.

1. Melinda... what do u want do to right now?
FUCK TOAST!!!
Ummm may i ask why?
because its sexy!
2. Jude you cant have the keys to my car.
FUCK TOAST!
3. Juaqin im leaving you for Andrew.
GO FUCK TOAST INSTEAD.
maybe u should juaqin... maybe u should

by KaCHOW! January 19, 2009

Niggas on Toast

Slang used by uneducated white folk, to sound gangsta.

I got that shit like niggas on toast.

by G-radizzle March 8, 2009

Dork In A Toasted Bagel

Something thats cute, and slightly geeky, of course in a good way. Rather than 'sex on toast' (although they may be perceived as that as well) they are referred to as a 'Dork In A Toasted Bagel'. They are very cute, sweet, loveable, and some would even say 'perfect' :)

Person 1: "i think you're sex on toast ;D"
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "

by Your girly<3 November 19, 2009

dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster

The act of Anal sex.

George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster

by Danny Provalone June 21, 2006

fish toaster

Alternative Name for the Female genitals

I jammed it in her fish toaster

by RichAustralia November 1, 2006

Throat Toaster

deepthroat with the tongue on the balls and pull out when done while finishing on the forehead and smeared on like butter.

I stuffed my loaf into that girls throat toaster!

by K-TRAF TEN FOOT January 3, 2008