Doc blocked

The act of being cock-blocked that it so artful that it has gone to the professional level.

"Damn, I got cock-blocked by a dude who must have a PhD in that shit."

"Dude. You just got Doc blocked!"

by ntslkr November 9, 2011

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Run a block

To have pseudo ownership of a neighborhood (or permission) to run illegal business through.

Whenever you hear a drug dealer talking about getting a block for their birthday, this is generally what they are talking about.

Usually given to them by higher ranking dealers or plugs. These people don’t literally own the block, but they have the power and respect to go uncontested from the people that inhabit it. Other unaffiliated dealers may try to steal your block through various means though.

Dealer A: You hear about Tommy?
Dealer B: Yeah, bro got Glenwood ave for his birthday

Dealer A: I can’t wait until I get a chance to run a block.

by ActuallyTalik February 10, 2023

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Spreadsheet Block

Similar to writer's block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. Having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the analysis needs to look.

John: "I need to get this analysis done for my boss but I can't figure out how to get started...total spreadsheet block."

Dave: "You're a fucking dork!"

by thenumbersdork February 24, 2009

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Cochlea Block

The act of being denied an eargasm

“Duuuude, you just cochlea blocked me.”

by Heybrina February 16, 2019

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pump block

A pump block is some at the gym who talks your ear off while you're trying to get a pump. No matter what ever you do they follow you around and ruin your whole workout.

Dude, I hate going to the gym when Jay is here. Every time I start to do something he runs over and starts talking. He's such a Pump Block.

by JTMMS October 30, 2015

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