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The Tower of Nattylon 

A pyramid constructed of finished Natural brand beers like Natty Light or Natty Ice. Typicaly made with a base of ten, and immediately after completion is destroyed Godzilla style by the person who is so drunk they sound like they are speaking a different language whenever they talk.
Beau got so drunk last night that he won the honor of knocking down the Tower of Nattylon we spent all night making. He did it naked.
The Tower of Nattylon by J-Willy102 November 26, 2016

The Twobbler

Best Twobbler you'll ever meet; Twobbling Extraordinaire
"That's The Twobbler over there. You'll never meet anyone else like him. That dude will put a tongue on you like no other. Leave you so cum-drunk you'll be catatonic. But you better make sure that vagina is nice and fresh."
The Twobbler by BRU5HY April 12, 2017

The Tooth 

A purported "chef" with "three decades of experience", but manages to fuck up the tasks that even the Kitchen Hand can successfully complete.

The Tooth inhabits this world in the vague shape of a middled aged alcoholic, but distinguishes himself by brandishing his last remaining chomper square in the middle of his upper gum. The Tooth, with his single remaining, yellowed, jagged, decaying fang, infects the workplace with incompetence, stagnation, and causes homicidal ideation among its colleagues. The Tooth is the literal embodiment of incompetence, substance abuse, and failure.

The Tooth, due to a lifetime of imbibing Goon Sacks and twisting mad pipes, has sufficiently lowered his IQ to qualify for the disability pension. Despite this, however, driven by goon and meltdowns, prepossess a biological imperative that compels him to fuck up life for all those that work in a kitchen.
Example 1

Apprentice: Chef, may I have feed back on my Coleslaw?

Chef: You toothed you coleslaw with too much onion.

Example 2:

Chef: This balsamic dressing doesn't have any balsamic vinegar! Who did this!

Apprentice: I was off yesterday. It must have been The Tooth.
The Tooth by The_Schnoz May 1, 2023

Steve the Trollface 

A troll news reporter that features on trollsnews' YouTube channel alongside his friend, Vol Jang. A prime example of a troll. He's also part of Bullshit Busters and a few other shows on trollsnews' channel.
Steve the Trollface: Whats up faggots? I'm Steve.
Steve the Trollface by Sereniama November 2, 2011

Jerking The Thad 

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.
I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

off the top of my dick 

When you come up with something off the top of your head, your other head.
Tim: Yo that joke was funny as fuck
Steve: Yeah, I came up with it off the top of my dick