Pee-on Platoon

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.

Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"

by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009

Flag

Get the Pee-on Platoon mug.

Pee-Oops

When you go to the bathroom to pee but you accidentally poo. It’s a poopsie whoopsie.

Brandy: Where are you going Janean?
Janean enters bathroom

Brandy: Holy shit what is that smell?
Janean comes out of bathroom

Janean: I just went to pee, but pooped and it was a stinkiest pee-oops

by Bdubb8888 June 29, 2020

Flag

Get the Pee-Oops mug.

pee catcher

hair on a girls vagina that catches the pee pee

She has a pee catcher!

by Zackzackattack April 22, 2008

Flag

Get the pee catcher mug.

pee cat

A useless cat, usually of "special" intelligence, that suddenly and permanently decides to urinate only on carpets, furniture and clothing rather than using the cat box. Such cats are banished for life to basements, garages and pet shelters.

That goddamn pee cat is pissing all over the place! Get rid of it!!

by twynk May 10, 2008

Flag