Bubby Cat

A small, fat, adorable cat who has no legs or arms, and just lays around all day. Very silent. Very mysterious. A comfortable and cuddly pet to have.

"Isn't bubby cat the cutest little thing"

by talknerdyplease May 19, 2017

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Cat cabob

Dick or penis

Last night my man skewered my pussy with his cat cabob

by Indabutt April 22, 2017

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A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.

My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.

by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021

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cat crack

The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on

Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls

by blue2cv June 4, 2014

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Cat Coin

Cat Coin is a game where you basically take the coin, and whether you have a dick or a pussy, you shove it in the "coin slot" of your butthole (for males), or vagina. Whoever can fit the most Cat Coins in their butthole/pussy wins. Also, after every Cat Coin the player inserting the coin must say "Cat Coin!"

"Noah, I don't want to play Cat Coin anymore."
"Shut up bitch, we're playing Cat Coin."

by bammz March 17, 2021

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