a condescending cutesy voice that people use when conversing with their cat.
I didn't think I had a cat voice, until I got a cat: "heyy kitty-kitty, my baby, baby kitty, mmmmm helloo, yess, my bebbeee (etc)"
1. a cat who habitually chews on wires.
2. a cat who has been electrically shocked from habitually chewing on wires.
person 1: "my cat plays with plugged christmas lights like yarn balls. Soon he's gonna be a fried feline."
person 2: "At least then we won't have to cook a turkey..."
