Walkin' in Texas

An idiomatic paradox. When a person does something that is highly unlikely to succeed or completely out of the ordinary.

Person 1: "I heard Jim has to eat 12 burritos in 30 seconds there's no way he can do that!"
Person 2: "Yeah, healing really walkin' in Texas with this one!"
*They both laugh hysterically*

by MoganB January 27, 2021

Texas crack

Leaving a car window ajar approximately 1/2 an inch, enough for air to get in, but not enough for someone to break inside. Originated at Texas A&M in the 1990s.

“Texas crack the window, it’s hot as blazes out, but this is bad neighborhood.”

by NickyTheP June 13, 2018

Texas Massacre

The sex act in which a man thrusts as hard as he can into a girls mouth while getting a blowjob, suffocating the woman until she runs out of breath. The man then shoves his fist all the way up her vagina, to ensure death.

Did you hear Sarah died? Yeah Jimmy totally Texas Massacred the shit out of her

by jimbohimbo January 19, 2018

texas transformer

When your date releases there love shaft and bitter berries and you realize your she is now a he.

I was having the best date ever until we went back to my place and I was preparing for the lumberjack and she gave me the Texas transformer.

by Petite meat June 29, 2018

Texas Style

Its is big, loud, totally outrageous, gargantious, over-the-top, and quite literally, F U C K E D.

John: I'm tryna fuck y'all when I get back.
John: Texas Style.

by Fallen Corpse July 3, 2021

Texas Tickler

A Texas Tickler is when a male masturbates with a handfull of cockleburs or other type of plant stickers.

Man that chick is so hot Id give myself a Texas Tickler just to see her naked!

by PowerStroker September 23, 2015

Texas Sack

When you’re getting butt fucked in a Texas Longhorn Kitchen, and the larger male proceeds to place his sack on the grill used to cook the steaks. Then with his seared sack, he places it in the other males mouth for the effect of having a mouthful of steak with a tangy barbecue sauce.

Greg delivered a very formittable Texas Sack to Larry last weekend. Larry was begging for another taste.

by B.D.B. January 1, 2019