The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.

HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.

by Chokal October 11, 2019

Texas Tuesday

Forceful intercourse with a cactus

Gave him the ol Texas Tuesday

by Texas2sday July 2, 2020

Texas clogger

A massive shit resulting in the clog of a toilet.

"Hey I'm gonna go take a shit."
"Will it be a Texas clogger?"

*walks out of bathroom proudly*
"That was a Texas clogger!"

"Everything is bigger in Texas!"

by DJ ZachyD June 16, 2018

Texas Strangler

A punishment to which if someone does not stop talking where you run your nuts on their forehead then strangle them with your penis

Andrew preformed the Texas strangler on rowen

by Nuke_Vex December 17, 2019

texas headphones

Placing speaker monitors on both sides of you for a live stage performance. Drummers and DJs often use this technique.

The drummer will need texas headphones for his monitor setup.

by Ride or Cry December 5, 2018

Texas Dumpling

The act of taking the penis and balls into your mouth at the same time during sexual foreplay.

I came home from a hard days work and had to get that Texas Dumpling from my girlfriend.

by K40tix August 9, 2020

Chireno, Texas

A small ass town where rich white people live and everybody knows your business. School’s all about basketball and if you don’t play basketball your considered an outcast. Chireno is nothing but a bunch of hillbillies and rednecks who are always hunting and teenagers are always throwing bonfire parties.

I am from Chireno, Texas.

by Twinky123 December 26, 2019