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mustache tears

When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.
Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.

That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !
by Gnargomel December 6, 2016
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Tear jerker

A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.
Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?

Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!
by Aren Demzah April 27, 2016
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Ass tear

When your having anal sex, and they go too deep, so it rips your asshole out.
"OH NO, I THINK YOUR GONNA ASS TEAR, OOOOOOHJPOHOHOHOHJOHKJHDoikOGH'
by HEnny Ther slawg March 20, 2019
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tears

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No mugs of mine are for tears...they're for crude oil instead ;)
by InvaderInvader December 9, 2021
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three tears

The term comes from the days of when pirate's (not Somalian) ran the seas. They would send people out on the plank and two ship boys would go with the captive and walk him to his death. One captive said if he was going down he would take the ship boys with him and as he was pushed from the plank swept his feet under the boys and made them fall with him, thus creating the story of the three tears.
Steve-"You hear about Kyle,Jim, and Mike?"
Brian- "No,what happened?"
Steve-"Kyle got caught smoking and created three tears by snitching on Jim and Mike for smoking too."
Brian-"What a bitch."
by Crimson Eyes December 8, 2015
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blood, sweat and tears

A really good song by a really good k-pop group named bts
"Omg have you heard blood, sweat and tears by bts?"
"Omg yes!"
"Who do you think was the hottest in the mv"
"I can't decide"
"Me neither"
by the fangirl1231 June 13, 2018
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crimson tear

another one of the endless tersm for a womans period
I was going to go over to Pam's to get laid, but she's crying the crimson tear
by killercarnie July 16, 2009
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