Super cuck

Guy who marries a porn star just so he can get off of his cuckiness

That super cuck is a retard lol

by Mars'seile June 18, 2016

Mexican Super Bowl

The single worst game in the NFL for a given week.

In October 2005, the Arizona Cardinals played the San Francisco 49ers in Mexico City, the first regular-season NFL game played outside the United States. Despite this being easily the NFL's most horrible game of the week, if not the whole season, ESPN announcer Mike Patrick captured the local excitement as such: "local media has been calling this 'the Mexican Super Bowl.'"

"That Lions-Jets game is shaping up to be a real Mexican Super Bowl."

by Seamus Furr January 9, 2009

Superb

Fucking Super

Your mom was fucking superb last night.

by Dragtontails January 27, 2010

super man that hoe

fuck a girl from behind and nut on her back and then stick the sheets on her back like a cape

super man that hoe, bitch

by amber adam brock quinn January 9, 2008

Super Cherry

1) Someone who has a taste deficiency and not only likes "Cherry Coke" but prefers it over "Vanilla Coke"

2) Someone who dislikes "Vanilla Coke"

It is a worse version of a cherry

Connor: Aren't you going to get that Vanilla Coke?
Jake: Nah I'll pass. I'd rather have a Cherry Coke. I don't really like Vanilla Coke.
Connor: Wow you fucking super cherry!

by Hipposmash June 27, 2011

super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

Super duper magic hat

A super duper magic hat is where you place you penis in a woman’s vagina then while you are having sexual intercourse you put you’re hands in there stretching the vagina, you then proceed to stretch the vagina with things like, melons, shoes, bowling balls, bricks, printers and so forth, the next step is to grease u a dwarf not a midget a dwarf then place him in side this will act as a base, then you place you’re head in side and stand up wear the woman like a hat, finally you prompt the dwarf to do the YMCA dance, this will make the woman orgasm all down you’re face Wow why is Allah’s head so wet.
Osama Bin Laden: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hats.
Saddam: sweet I want one
Osama Bin Laden: Really

A: Wow why is C's head so wet
B: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hat

A: sweet I want one

by Billy bob goat June 13, 2009