Text Stocking

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.

Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."

by Justin Ryan! January 22, 2009

Shock-off

A person who is always showing off the shocker hand symbol (see shocker) in photo opportunities. Typically photos are in a bar setting or drunken stupor. Typical Shock-off is overweight or juice-head male who has never given and will never give the shocker in real life. (To show shocker hand symbol, open all fingers except clench the ring finger in fist position.)

"Hey look at these pics from last night...oh wait, there's Billy being a Shock-off again...and again...and again."

by Tumas August 15, 2007

Shanghai Shocker

The act of inserting your fist into a bodily orifice and opening your hand in a swift manner

And then he gave me the Shanghai Shocker...it was amazing!

by AlabamaHotpocketz January 29, 2009

Morning After Shock

When you wake up after doing something and someone tells you what you did, or when you regret what you did the night before. giving you Morning After Shock

After Joe told me what i did when i lost my memory from that night at the party he could see the morning after shock in my eyes

by holysaintvince January 13, 2009

Stockdaled

When you consume enough alcohol to kill a blue whale and therefore lose all social, mental and physical skills

Wow you got really Stockdaled last night

by Banterhorse123 June 28, 2016

Stockfish

Stockfish is a Chess software which is open source and free to use,the strongest Chess software so far.

Do you eat Stockfish?

No I use it to play chess.

by 雪飞飞 February 18, 2021

@Stockholm_syndrome

A cult mother of minenwith a huge discord and the follower count of 12K

Follow @Stockholm_syndrome

by OtterMerps February 25, 2021