Someone who constantly takes pics of your/other peoples butts. They are usually weirder people or just love butts. Some people call them perverts (which isn't wrong).
by laurenngneall February 2, 2015
Get the Butt Stalker mug.A person who is usually liking or commenting on everything you post, Copies your statuses and pics and layout style likes your statuses that you posted from months ago after having a good snoop around your page and knows everything and remembers everything you post on facebook
Person has liked your status from 3 months ago
You:wtf didn't I post this from like three months ago??? I think I've got a facebook stalker
Person has same profile pic as you and background layout
You:Dude I seriously think this person is stalking me they've copied my picture pose and even got the same background layout
Person:I saw his facebook check in he's at McDonalds lets go to McDonalds
Person 2: You are such a facebook stalker it's like your obsessed with this guy?
Person:Yeah I heard it was your mothers Birthday last week so I bought her a belated Birthday present
You:Ok and how did you know it was my mums Birthday?
Person:Oh I saw it on your facebook
You:Thinks to self 'facebook stalker'
You:wtf didn't I post this from like three months ago??? I think I've got a facebook stalker
Person has same profile pic as you and background layout
You:Dude I seriously think this person is stalking me they've copied my picture pose and even got the same background layout
Person:I saw his facebook check in he's at McDonalds lets go to McDonalds
Person 2: You are such a facebook stalker it's like your obsessed with this guy?
Person:Yeah I heard it was your mothers Birthday last week so I bought her a belated Birthday present
You:Ok and how did you know it was my mums Birthday?
Person:Oh I saw it on your facebook
You:Thinks to self 'facebook stalker'
by Lenny45 July 6, 2014
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Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.
Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
by Tenacious C September 20, 2016
Get the google stalker mug.A male who gropes the females "ass" and "tits" when there is absolutely no relationship whatsoever. The male does so, however, in order to show off to an audience who, typically, couldn't give a lesser shit whether he is defiling a vulnerable female or not.
That "Creepass-Stalkophile" better get their hands off my friend or I'm coming over and whooping his nasty little shit covered ass.
by Majestic Flow December 5, 2016
Get the Creepass-Stalkophile mug.When you follow someone's cursor on a Google Doc leaving your cursor mark on their screen till they go absolutely insane.
by anayar October 29, 2017
Get the Cursor Stalking mug.When you keep running into someone that you really don't want to run into, and it feels almost spooky or too weird to be a coincidence.
Erika: Wow, my ex-boyfriend just so happens to be going to an event that I'm going to tonight, AND he got a job in a city I used to live in, AND I saw him looking into my bathroom window last night.
Ethan: I think he's engaging in some textbook pseudo-stalking!
Ethan: I think he's engaging in some textbook pseudo-stalking!
by efiki September 8, 2018
Get the pseudo-stalking mug.A really thick girl that stalks you. its more like an obsession. Very controlling of every movement you make. You can't see her but you know her fat ass is there. Harrasses all your friends to.
by Likalotapus October 7, 2020
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