Louisiana Shuffle

The act of having sex in public while burning the American flag and stabbing someone in the chest, all the while laughing maniacally. This is the only known way to get arrested in Louisiana.

"So I was in nawlins the other day and thought I'd hit up the jail for a free place to stay for the night. Had to pull a Louisiana Shuffle to get there, too."

by mastajake June 29, 2008

ipod shuffle

waste of money... pay the extra $50-100 to get an ipod mini, they hold sooo much more music and they have a lot more options (screen, clock, games, external hard drive, etc), and they're reeeally easy to loose because they're so small. dont buy one.

stupid person: "look, i bought an ipod shuffle! it holds 240 songs and it was only $150!"

smart person: "my iPod mini was $50 more, it holds 1000 songs, and has games on it."

stupid person: "damn..."

by ......n/a...... August 16, 2005

shuffle

Acting obsequious or subservient, in a slave-like manner.

When a cop stops me in Georgia, I shuffle.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

horizontal shuffle

much like grinding, like b boys do in da club, but horizontally. Perhaps lying on a bed/back of pick up truck.

Say baby, you can really dance... do you know the 'Horizontal Shuffle'?

by Kyle Huggins July 17, 2006

Truffle Shuffle

Having regretable sex with a crazy, clingy, predatory woman if only for the sake of getting some.

Think about how you got caught up with the aforementioned type of woman. Chances are, one of your friends might have been tossing the truffles to you to save their own ass.

But hey, truffles are good food. Why let good food go to waste?

Stan: Patty sent me a text saying that she wants my dick.

Kevin: Damn! I don't know. She's pretty crazy. I'd be careful if I were you.

Stan: I'm probably gonna hate myself later, but I'm gonna bite my lip and do the truffle shuffle with her.

Kevin: Good luck and god speed you, you stupid bastard.

by Ringo the Dragon December 17, 2011

Cock snuffler

The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.

Those two guys are cock snuffling.

by CJ May 20, 2004

Sex offender shuffle

When your balls get stuck to your thigh and you have to do that awkward walking to get them unstuck

Person 1. "Dude the worst thing happened to me."

Person 2. "Wait what happened"

Person 1. "I was at the mall and had to do the ol' sex offender shuffle"

by Beans_bois July 16, 2019