Slop Socking

Slop socking is the action of sticking one’s tongue in a hole ripped into another person’s shoe.

ex. 1
“bro i tried slop socking this girl and it turns out she didn’t even have a foot fetish!”
ex. 2
“bro what’s wrong??”
“dude someone just gave me a mad slop socking”
“aw man that’s awful”

by randompseudonym2007 May 8, 2024

Swiss Stocking

The residue left over after a cheese fucker is done fucking their cheese.

I didn’t know Jacque was into Camembert, I can smell his Swiss Stocking through his pants.

by SalaciousMonkey March 7, 2024

boot socking

Femboys and women commonly do “bootsocking” for stylish reasons. The act of folding socks over top of boots.

Addy loves bootsocking in her dirty cowboy boots before changing into her cheer shoes. She loves folding the top of her socks with her femboy friends before eating cock. Take top of sock and fold over top of boot “boot socking”.

by Wuhkie December 9, 2024

the stocking stuffer

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!

My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!

My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

A Smoking Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had cystic lesions.

Person 1: Have you ever had a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will you "A Smoking Camel Burp".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Walmart Socking

The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.

You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025