shart

To feel an explosion of gas about to shoot out except shit spit fires with juice all down your leg.

1. Coco I feel so bloated, maybe I have gas..let me try and release my air...ahhhhhhh holy shit, I just sharted everywhere.

2. Please, don't make me laugh anymore..I swear I'm going to fart..Oh my god here it comes..oh nooo I just shart and it went through my pants.

3. AAAAAAHHHH CHHHUUUUU...F@#$ I'm crying because I just sharted!

by I SLEPT WITH NELLY! April 16, 2006

smartassery

The activity of behaving like a smartass.

Please cease and desist from all your smartassery.

by Dtcamero May 16, 2005

vagina shart

When one has a yeast infection and queefs causing a cottage cheese like discharge to splatter out.

That bitch totally vagina sharted in my face while i was goin down.

by brokatmil November 9, 2010

Shart

When you TRY to fart, a little shit comes out...

"... I think I just sharted..."

by sjonathan July 24, 2009

shart

A fart with "substance"

Aw lawd, i sharted on the lawn and used it as bait to catch deer

by RetyTheLlama February 3, 2008

Brain Shart

Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.

Who can ever forget Chris Webber's brain shart in the 1993 NCAA championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving UNC the crown.

Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.

by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007

shart

a cross between a fart and a shit; where u've intended to fart but u shit in your pants instead.

Little Boy: Daddy, I've sharted on my pants! I had only wanted to fart.......

by sharty December 17, 2008