Slippery Spelunker

When you shit into a condom and fuck somebody with it.

jim had to shit, and wasn't feeling the whole "sex" thing tonight, but debbie was horny. Jim then shat into a condom to give it some bulk, he then began to pleasure debbie with the Slippery Spelunker.

by Ol Danky March 26, 2009

slippery badger

an incredibly lubed up badger patrolling the streets like a player waiting to find his next victim to sexually deviate.

Shit bro last night i saw a slippery badger i fucking legged it home.

by wet armadillo May 9, 2011

golden slippers

A kinky sexual practice whereby girls pee on each other on top of a sheet of plastic and then roll around with each other, having delightful sexual congress amid the yellow liquid.

Also refers to the women who engage in said sexual practice.

She doesn't just like golden showers; she's into golden slippers. That shit's nasty!

She's not just a dyke. Did you know that she's a golden slipper?

by sc0ner June 16, 2010

Slippery Nipple

When two lesbians rub each others nipples with an ice cube. A guy then cums on their tits and they procede by rubbing all over each other.

Janis and Megan performed a slippery nipple with Jakes cum.

by ........josh........ March 22, 2009

Slippery Seal

Is when a kid named Dakota thinks he is going to be devirginized for the first time but doesnt realize that he has actually missed the vaginal area and slipped right between the thighs, and he still to this day doesnt know he is still a virgin xD

Did you hear about the slippery seal accident, its a little sad.
How small does your penis have to be to not realize your slippery sealing someone?

by dj-fiddler McFlux November 16, 2009

Snipper

One who cuts lawns by hand, but from a long distance away.

I hired a snipper in mexico to trim my lawn.

by Cheesebadger October 4, 2005

Slippery Slope

A practice of guy blowing his load on a girl’s forehead and the bridge of her nose. Then proceeding to “ski” down it with his ass cheeks.

Carla hates it when she gets a slipper slope from Frank if he does not wipe his ass first.

by Foonip Magoo March 17, 2004