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Ball Sack Signature

Sometimes when a guy hasn't showered for a while and sits on a toilet he leaves a smudge on the front of the toilet seat. That is his ball sack signature.
I guess I need to shower. I left my ball sack signature on the toilet seat.
by I Am Anon September 24, 2011
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Chippewa Smoke Signal

When you fart in bed and then quickly fluff the blankets - like an American Indian sending a smoke signal - so that the smell rises and passes the nostrils of your significant other sleeping beside you.
Whew...that was one stinky Chippewa Smoke Signal you sent my way last night.
by DHA0714 November 28, 2014
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ONLY to be used on your deepest, darkest enemies. The kind of person that you would't share your goldfish with in kindergarten. Not only does it state that you and your mother are in an incestuous relationship, it implies that your father has left, as your mother has chosen you as her partner
Person 1: Ur mom big gae
Person 2: ur sister a mister
Person 1: Ur granny a tranny

Person 2:Ur grandpap a trap
Person 1: Your Mother is your significant other
*Universe Proceeds to explode*
by @BusteeboyardeeonIG May 12, 2018
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Your Mother Your Significant Other

This insult will instantly remove your victim from existence. Their flesh and muscle will be ripped away from their bones as they slowly fade into nothingness.
Jimmy: "Your mom gay"
Billy: "Your dad lesbian"
Jimmy: "Your pap a trap"
Billy: "Your mother your significant other"
Jimmy: *dies a slow, painful, and regretful death*
by randomdude900 May 16, 2018
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Eff You Signaling

Eff you signaling is the conspicuous expression of lousy moral values. A variation on virtue signaling, eff you signaling is a statement or action intended to express complete disdain for traits broadly considered to be virtuous - kindness, consideration, concern for the environment, respect for human rights, etc.
Bruce's post about "libtard snowflakes crying for trannies to use girls bathrooms" was eff you signaling, to make sure everyone knows that he hates LGBTQ people and is proud of it.
by Dr. Khaos April 29, 2020
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Oh, I misinterpreted signals

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.
Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.
by Ereck Flowers March 5, 2014
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virtue signalling

Advocating a political or philosophical position, and/or taking up a public cause, from a position of vanity, for the primary purpose of demonstrating your conformity with fashionable pop culture values.
Angela's sudden advocacy for the local pet shelter was mostly an exercise in public relations and virtue signalling. She had never much cared for dogs and cats before, but she instinctively understood teary-eyed public support for defenseless animals generally said something good about her as a person.
by Okie G.L. June 2, 2016
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