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Shopping Judgment

When you go shopping and everything in the store seems so amazing you buy tons of stuff, but when you get home you realize half of what you bought is retarded and you will never wear/use it.
Camilla: Jesus I bought so much stuff yesterday!
Emma: Damn you have some bad shopping judgment.
Camilla: Yep.
by imnotacatlady July 7, 2010
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Sharping

(verb) To mark the thigh of a woman during oral sex with a small mark or symbol using an indelible marker. Commonly done where the woman cannot easily see herself and meant to warn future partners that the woman has been "sharped" before.
Guy 1 "I was sharping that one chick, and I noticed your brand."
Guy 2 "Yeah, I went down on her. It looked like Jimmy and four other guys sharped her in the last few months too. Total skeez."
Guy 1 "Whore."
by JohnsMom February 27, 2011
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Shopping angel

Usually performed by women, spending all day shopping and carrying home all the vast bags they now own. Throw themselves in amongst them all and wave their arms and legs about to resemble an angel. Typically done due for over-exhausted excitement!
Sally spent all day shopping, carrying home 2 to the dozen of bags. Finally back home and feeling exhausted, the first thing she did on returning home is throw herself in amongst all her bags and did a shopping angel.
by Long Johns February 28, 2012
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Shopping Trolley

A Shopping Trolley manifests when two individuals whom are attracted have no place to enact coitus. Thusly said relations find no residence, with the exception of awkwardly ending up in the public arena.
"I just moved back in with my parents and their housemate is always home. This shopping trolley is killing me."
by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013
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sherpping

(v.) gettin' weird in a blanket.
"Yo, where are Nora and Amber? *munches on tub of cheeseballs* Oh, they're sherpping on that bed? Oh, okay." - Aiden
by Gigs_McCoy October 6, 2013
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shopping at the versace store

Referring to splurging on unnecessary items when funds are not sufficient.
Don't be feelin like you could go shopping at the Versace store when you still owe me money nigga.
by Fuckwithit1 October 14, 2013
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Shopping Under the Influence

Going to a store hungry, tired, or sad, because it raises your risk of impulse spending.
My sister came home with $900 worth of shoes and dresses after she broke up with her boyfriend -- definitely shopping under the influence.
by Cross67 September 26, 2014
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