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Scratched like toast

when you get paid out and have no comeback
"oo dude you got scratched like toast"
by jackmoot October 3, 2007
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screaching cantaloupe

a person who was very high standards and is afraid to pee in public restrooms
Man, you're such a screaching cantaloupe! Now we have to go all the way home for you to pee!
by blahbleebloo02 March 14, 2009
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stretch a sheep

Brad ate nachos last night and now he has to stretch a sheep
by george4321 April 22, 2010
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scrotch rotch

Like omg I totally have scrotch rotch after eating all that tuna salad and having unprotected sex with that guy!
by oOober July 6, 2010
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Scratchy McBitey

A grown ass man who attacks you,gets put on his ass by you,then bites you after you've told them you will let them go when they calm down,as to make sure they dont come at you again.
"Scott is such a Scratchy McBitey..came at me for no reason."
by DrCybonix May 5, 2016
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Scratching the record

Verb. When a girl goes to town on herself.
Even the Beastie Boys stand no chance when she's scratching the record.
by Fstyle9 April 8, 2017
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scratchless

To not ever be found engaging in routine denial, distortion, conflation and omissions of facts and truth in order to further a political agenda(s). To be guilty of such acts is to be termed a 'Scratcher', as they are attempting to scratch out truth. Scratchers generally belong to Leftist groups i.e - Feminists, Black Lives Matter campaigners, Socialists, Cultural Liberals/Marxists, Socialists, Labour supporters, a large majority of University professors and lecturers, and so forth. Jeremy Corbyn is the biggest Scratcher in the UK at the moment.
"This guy is scratchless!! He speaks with reason and truth, referring often to proven facts as a source of evidence to support his claims. Thankfully, he's unlike a lot of these politically correct left wing scratchers from the world of Narnia who will violently scream and cry if you say or do something they don't like. In my Student Union, they've reserved special rooms called 'Safe Zones' where one can only enter as long as they follow a tyrannical left wing code of politically correct behaviour. They've 'scratched out' my freedom to think and speak in there so if I want to socialise I have to go off campus to the Lamb and Shoulder for a pint!'.
by aldo09 June 15, 2017
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