screening

To read text on a computer screen, cellphone screen, Kindle screen or PDA screen or BlackBerry screen; replaces the term "reading" which now only refers to reading print text on paper

"I hate reading print newspapers now. I do all my screening online."

by PRwiz101 February 14, 2009

blue screen

v. Originally terming from the blue screen of death, blue screening refers to when you're on the verge of collapse, either from
1. Sleep deprivation or
2. Extreme exhaustion, usually post-coital.

1. "Okay, this LAN has gone on for days. I've gotta take a break and blue screen. Catch you in a few hours."

2. "Aww... it's so cute when I wear guys out enough that they blue screen right after sex!"

by Corvidae January 23, 2004

screemo

the worst music on earth

screemo sucks major cow

by anonoymous726389 October 15, 2004

Dual Screen

Nintendo's new Handheld console featuring two 3 inch screens, one of which is touch sensative, is also backwards compatible for GBA/GB software

Guy1: Wanna play on my DS?
Guy2: OOO yeah go on then

by Arkz September 12, 2004

scheef

A queef mixed with a shart at the same time. Vaginal flatuence mixed with explosive diharrea. Usually happens in the time of startledness or a time of realizing one's errors.

Rumor has it Samantha, Emily, and Dani are a Scheef Chorus!

by Ticknis February 4, 2006

Screamager

A halfwit drunkard with a British accent.

What the hell's wrong with you Screamager?

by Unreal May 28, 2003

Blue Screen of Death

Something that is now virtually extinct, thanks to Microsoft's brand new stable OS.

"OH NO!!!!1MY WIDNWOZ 3.1 HSA CARAHSED!!!!!!!!11111"
"You need Windows XP, dipshit. Welcome to the real world."

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003