sandbagging

When making a sale during the week but purposely not booking it on the computer until the Friday so you don't need to go in to work.

"Dan has been sandbagging and has got a deal on Thursday and won't book the sale till Friday and can now enjoy a long weekend"

by doorbasher February 22, 2014

Blood and sand

A polite way of saying bloody hell

Blood and sand! I've just burnt the toast!!!

by Confuzzled1 May 24, 2011

sand monkey

arab towel head who sits on his camel all day out in the desert

"You see that new Arab kid?"
"Yeah, where he came from he was the biggest sand monkey"

by Ian Hunter is gay February 23, 2003

Sand Bear

The ferocious, merciless, and unforgiving monster your girlfriend becomes when she gets sand in her vagina after unsuccessful beach coitus.

Man: You wanna go swimming?

Sand Bear: Fuck off!

Man: Maybe make a campfire?

Sand Bear: Burn in hell!

Man: Give it another try?

Sand Bear: Oh you'd like that wouldn't you, you son of a bitch! Why don't you shove some sand up your dick!

by manbearsquid May 3, 2010

Who put sand in her vagina

A term used to describe old, irritating, irrational old people. Sand in vagina's can be irritating and make people a bunch of assholes to be/ work with.

Student 1- So I drew that damn picture and that old bitch the principle gave me a one week suspension. I'm totally fucked when I get home.

Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina

by Wasinator March 12, 2011

Socks with sandals

The most stylish footwear in the history of the world, even more than crocs.

Student 1: "Did you see Nick wearing socks with sandals?"
Student 2: "Yeah he's got swag."

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

sandbag vagina

When your vagina falls asleep and feels like a sandbag, similar to when your leg or arm falls asleep.

I think sitting on the edge of the bleachers made my vagina fall asleep, now it feels like a sandbag vagina.

by NOBE lez April 28, 2010