Slippery bean

When you lube a Latino/Latinas ass so much you can't grab it.

Hey man I noticed you out in laying down those bricks. Wanna come inside later and have a slippery bean?

by NooseMoose April 18, 2018

slippery falcon

Nickname for a Rito, male hooker in the Legend of Zelda Breath of The Wild.

Oh man, that slippery falcon was worth every ruppee!

by EpicFirno April 18, 2018

slippery bathtub

When you fucking your girl and then it slips into her ass

Oh dude i accidentally gave my girl a slippery bathtub last night.

by Penguin podcaster April 18, 2018

Slippery Fisherman

whilst in sexual intercourse from behind, your partner wears a snorkel to prevent suffocation caused by you jamming their head into the pillow. One proceeds to then pull out and ejaculate into the snorkel. Thus completing the slippery fisherman

I gave her such a good slippery fisherman she gargled /choked

by Slippery fisherman October 18, 2017

slippery jinx

Escaping a regrettable hook-up by successfully sneaking out while they are sleeping.

Upon waking Todd realized the only chance he had of escaping the abomination he had put his dick in the night before, was the trusty old slippery jinx maneuver, which he completed successfully by going out the second-story bathroom window while it slept.

by Snaketoe October 29, 2017

slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.

God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!

by Kozbot December 1, 2017