Rabbits

Something for snakes to be hesitant about/worried about fucking with.

That snake messed with the wrong rabbits, they weren't fucking around.

by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022

fudge rabbit

when one pulls a rabbit out of one's butt naked. Imagine a magic trick done right in-front of you, and the result left you amazed, and disgusted, wishing there had been some behind the curtain magic.

Jeff, I don't know how or why you did it, but that was one fudge rabbit you pulled off.
or
when someone drops an ice cream cone on the sidewalk, picks it back up, picks the gravel out, and yells taadaa, then consumes it like magic was involved.

by skid-marker August 17, 2024

Rabbit life

A helpless way of life.

The girl wanted everyone else to live like rabbits. She thought the rabbit life was best for them.

by Solid Mantis March 21, 2020

Task Rabbit

A guy you call over after a long day or night that you just want to get between your legs and take care of you with no fuss.

I was crushing meetings all day in Chicago and had to entertain at dinner. By the time I got home, all I wanted was to call in my task rabbit and have him put me down.

by Mashpee Sal October 9, 2025