"Hey Tony, did you see Shawn Kemp after his career was over? If you thought he could throw it down in the NBA you should see him slam dunkin rubes."
by Shane and Tony of Club SinRock May 11, 2014
Get the slam dunkin rubes mug.Ruben is a closed book at the beginning but after you get to know him you can never close that book again, just don’t joke around about serious stuff then he won’t talk to you until you explain what u meant in the joke. Rubens are great listeners and love his sleep. They can talk about how amazing the world is and then he’ll turn back to the funny guy he was before and it will always freak you out. He loves all his friends and is very protective about the friendships he has especially with his female friends, he’s very protective of them and gets annoyed when people suspect them to be dating. So if you have a Ruben, what ever u do don’t let him go and be honest and proud to have him because he’s the best thing in your life.
Person 1: hey Lola some people where saying that you like Ruben?
Lola: umm...... well
Ruben: well that’s wrong because it’s not anyone’s problem to know who Lola likes so who ever told you that is lying and don’t go spreading more shit about it okay.
Person 1: okay I won’t
Lola: thank you for telling me, Ruben let’s go
Ruben: okay fine
Lola: umm...... well
Ruben: well that’s wrong because it’s not anyone’s problem to know who Lola likes so who ever told you that is lying and don’t go spreading more shit about it okay.
Person 1: okay I won’t
Lola: thank you for telling me, Ruben let’s go
Ruben: okay fine
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A Rubi is a smart, pretty, tall, and funny girl. She protects her friends and stands up for what she believes in. All the guys have a crush on Rubi. She is also a perfect best friend to have. So if you get a Rubi be greatful and keep her because not everyone has a Rubi like this one.
by Martinezrubi1705 May 18, 2018
Get the Rubi mug.Slang. Refers to the flaccid state of the penis after experiencing something that causes one to become unaroused.
by monobrau May 1, 2008
Get the Big Rubbery One mug.Rubberband Bank is a fat knot of money that is so big that u need a lot of rubber bands to keep it together.
by Dat Dude From Da East Side November 10, 2008
Get the Rubberband Bank mug.Anyone familiar with cloth diapering has most likely heard the term "rubber diaper", or "rubber diapers" before. It's slang for rubber pants. Children are famous for calling rubber pants "rubber diapers", as one of my daughters did.
Mrs. Smith was in changing diapers on the baby and called out to Mrs. Jones to bring her in two diapers, and a rubber diaper.
by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 6, 2006
Get the rubber diaper mug.A rubbing motion inside & around a female's sexual organs with hands & fingers, to hopefully arouse and ultimately bring to orgasm.
Especially before intercourse.
by teknonutter July 1, 2005
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