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Slashbook Pro

The indented opening tab on a Macbook Pro has corners so sharp you can slash a wrist on it

Apple is known to be meticulous about design except for this one main feature & the irony is, it's positioned exactly where your wrists rest

A Slashbook Pro could also can be referred to as Emo Tech
Friend: "Dude have you gone all Emo?"

Self: "Nah mate, those wrist scars are from my Slashbook pro"
by theflb June 15, 2011
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quim pro quo

'tit for tat, butt lower.'

expecting to get sex from the bikini region; specifically, quim (pussy) in return for a favor or services rendered.

(from the latin phrase quid pro quo, which is often used like tit for tat).
some men expect some quim pro quo when they take a woman out to dinner.
by galt2112 July 4, 2011
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iPad Pro Magic Keyboard

The ridiculously overpriced piece of garbage keyboard and trackpad case for the iPad Pro. It makes your iPad float in the air, but come on? Who really needs that? Who, in their right mind would pay $350 for a keyboard that can't tilt it that far back, a small trackpad, and no function keys? Due to the rubbery material, the outer surface smudges really easily! Complete waste of money.
Did you see the new iPad Pro that came out?
Yes, and Apple also announced the new iPad Pro Magic Keyboard with a built-in trackpad?
How much is it?
$300 or $350. The Apple tax, you know.
$350 for a keyboard?!
by D.Empire412 October 1, 2020
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breeze pro

the average chaldean uftys favorite vape that they only get in either mint or gum mint
look at that ufty he’s smoking a breeze pro
by epic huge baboola April 1, 2023
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pc optimizer pro

A scam popularized by a dumb fuck who infects Windows platforms with viruses and streamed it as a prank call.
Have you heard of PC optimizer pro?
by Not Merriam-Webster May 28, 2018
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non-pro

Someone who is not a professional prostitute or escort.
I am looking for a young woman, non-pro, who I can come to a mutually beneficial relationship with.
by Lisa Urgus October 27, 2007
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Take it like a pro

One who takes it in the anal or vaginal area without moaning there for is pro
by InSane x STuNNa July 1, 2011
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