national eat people day

a day where you get to eat whoever you want and when. it is the best day ever to get a juicy snack

sommer: hey what’s today?

mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?

sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?

sommer: YES

mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤

by lollollollollolollmaolmaolmao October 15, 2019

National Bullying Irish People Day

On October 24th, you can bully any Irish person with complete disregard for their feelings with no consequences.

Non Irish Person: “it’s october 24th, fuck you you fucking irish prick”
Irish person: “i cannot fight back for it is national bullying Irish people day 😢”

by camillaprimissus March 17, 2022

The bad people from social

The kids in your school that say/act like they don't study but end up scoring really good grades.

"Oh look, it's the bad people from social".

by Sambhar November 19, 2022

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now’s your chance to add your own!

What urban dictionary tells me to write

Urban Dictionary: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now’s your chance to add your own!
Me:ok I’ll write that

by Partykiller June 18, 2018

Northside College Prep

A school that values education in all areas of a person's life; a community that knows how to treat students as though they were people, not just learning-machines

"Yeah I go to Northside College Prep, man"

by Big Mu January 3, 2008

tall people

Real tall people (6 foot or taller)
when there younger get teased sometimes because of their lenght and lankiness. But let me tell you this tall people have a great presence in crowds...you see a tall guy comming in a room YOU NOTICE. tall people will rule the world because they are born leaders, there good at basketball, they have big penises, when a tall guy wants to beat you up..you better run son cause hes gonna fuck you up. Tall people end up with hot supermodels when they grow up.

-Hey look at that tall guy, yeh hes a great guy he can reach that can on the top shelf.

-Wow

by Joe Hard May 27, 2005

people

Viruses of the planet known as earth. Even though we don't perfer to call us the following things, we are:
Selfish
Unaware
Hypocritical
Ignorant
Viruses
Who are only concerned about our well being and rarely take concern onto other's well being. We are not the smartest things on earth, we were just lucky to be blessed with thumbs and a flexible body. If you're reading this, you are selfish, you can only read this on your computer (Unless you actually bought an urban dictionary)Do you even know what the computer is, all the hell some people had to go through to bring you this wonder.

But it's our problems that make us unique. Maybe you'll look back at this message and change your life just alittle bit, to lessen the amount of shame on the human race.

an:People are one of natures wonders
Joe:So are viruses

by a messenger August 31, 2007