a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex
James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 01, 2017
When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.
What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?
by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015
I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.
by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014
When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.
I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.
by joestefl December 15, 2015
When someone during the end of a party decides to take a shit on the floor. Usually, this happens because the line for the washroom is too long at this point. The Phantom forever remains a mystery and leaves everyone in awe.
The Phantom has stuck again.
by 0101019331432 October 29, 2017
Sexual move; when a man tucks his dick and balls between his legs and performs intercourse on a man or woman while wearing a strap on.
by MR WRENCH December 16, 2023