Crosswind pee

When you have to align your penis a little offset of the toilet so that your pee stream actually hits inside the toilet bowl.

"Man, i really had to crosswind pee that one."

by Itznoone June 6, 2023

Pee Affair

a love triangle between 2 people in the same family and a stranger.

My brother hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, I didn't know he was gay! This is such a pee affair smh.

by dapee June 28, 2021

happy pee

When a man cums from his penis.

I am about to "happy pee" on your face.

by 7even January 28, 2008

pee catcher

hair on a girls vagina that catches the pee pee

She has a pee catcher!

by Zackzackattack April 22, 2008

pee cat

A useless cat, usually of "special" intelligence, that suddenly and permanently decides to urinate only on carpets, furniture and clothing rather than using the cat box. Such cats are banished for life to basements, garages and pet shelters.

That goddamn pee cat is pissing all over the place! Get rid of it!!

by twynk May 10, 2008

Poo Poo and Pee Pee Song

♫Poo poo and pee pee...♫

♫Shit and piss...♫

♫feces and urine...♫

Yeah!! Poo Poo and Pee Pee Song!!!

by Dancing with Fire June 24, 2011

pee juice

extra urine that has not been wiped or drizzled in the toilet

I thought I wiped myself, but but there was a little "pee juice" running down my leg.

by MissDivaBabii February 3, 2010