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Peanut Butter Smack
While having anal sex in the doggy style position the man suddenly stops and yells “Hey!” As the receiving partner looks back to see what is going on the male partner smacks them in the face with peanut butter and resumes intercourse.
Dan: “Did you have fun last night? “
Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”
Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”
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Peanut Free Table
The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?
Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.
Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.
Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
Peanut Free Table by Track and Shield November 10, 2021
Peanut Free Table
Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
Peanut Free Table by Track and Shield November 12, 2021