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Highland Park moms

In Highland Park, IL the moms there are all orange, drive big cars paid for by their husbands, always want to be first, are friends with other Highland Park moms and treat each other like they're all back in high school. They're mostly Jewish and are all really rich, but live mostly in McMansions for some fucked up reason. And they name their kids all the same thing, and their idea of "charity" is to pay thousands of dollars to expensive puppy boutiques and get all dressed up for the black tie charity parties. They really have no idea of what else goes on in the world except for whose turn it is to carpool. Oh, and they have the worst plastic surgeons, thinking they need plastic surgery.
by LittleMissBlondie January 3, 2011
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Water Park Creep

One of the many forms of "creepers", a faction of pedophiles. Regarded as the "creepiest" of creepers, they get thier name for being those awkward old men you avoid at public water parks and pools. The creep factor stems from their almost see-through bathing suite,unhumanly hairy body, coke bottle glasses, heavy breathing and the fact that they are at the kiddy pool but don't have children. Be aware to not make eye contact with them or accept candy from them. They are often seen wearing water shoes and driving 1983 Chevy Astros and if they ask you to help them find their non-existant lost puppy RUN!
"I went to the YMCA and lurching around the mushroom pool was this total Water Park Creep and he asked me to help him find his puppy."
by OperationOposition April 30, 2009
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theme park

a place where those with cash to blow go to scare the shit out of themselves in a pleasing and fun manner. also a place to get overpriced food that tastes like crap.
guy1: hey lets go to a theme park!
guy2: so we can ride the rollercoasters and shit our pants?
guy1: hell ya!
guy2: lets go!
by drucifer0 March 27, 2008
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Comstock Park

City of about 10,000 residents just north of Grand Rapids, MI. Home to historical landmarks such as Nick Fink's Bar and Brenner's Bait Shop. A large road called West River Dr. runs through it, making it one of only two reasons anybody would be in Comstock Park and not live there. The other is Fifth Third Ballpark, formerly Old Kent Ballpark, and it is home to the West Michigan Whitecaps. Comstock Park has its own complete Public Schooling system, with a nearly 95% regret rate for college-bound graduates of its high school. It also is home to many major business franchises mostly housed on Alpine Ave, which is bordered by an elaborate and modern apartment complex called York Creek. The middle school is called Mill Creek. There's a Mill Creek Tavern. They are proud of their creeks. But the creeks are filled with pee and glass.
Person 1: Imma head into Comstock Park in a minute.

Person 2: Oh really? Can you pick me up some bait and a polar pop?

Person 1: Naw man you'd have to come with, I only have enough money to buy that dimebag.
by GreetingFriends May 27, 2011
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Stanley Park

Biggest Bunch Of Wannabees Ever, half the kids end up in jail or as a prostitute, all of think there hard will all fail there GCSEs
Err who’s that slag, she goes to Stanley park
by Baitingoutshitschools October 23, 2017
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highland park highschool

1) a highschool in highland park
2) a public school where rich white suburban school gather to prepare for their acceptance to SMU
3) the highest concentration of hot blonde girls in skirts on the planet
yeah I go to highland park highschool... I jack off 9 times a day and play football
by d September 14, 2004
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lincoln park after dark

the hottest nail polish. i dont care if everyone and their mother is sporting it. Some peeps wear black nails, that's not as hot as LPAD but I'll let it slide...
Guy: Damn, you're hot.
Me: I know, its my lincoln park after dark nails...
by mar cor January 10, 2008
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