Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
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Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
by 75lineman January 26, 2025
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front-stoppie

A stunt, performed by applying the front brake of a bicycle (or motorbike) causing the bike to tip forwards onto it's front wheel, whilst maintaining balance and control.

Sometimes referred to as simply a stoppie
The opposite of a wheelie, where the back wheel only remains on the ground.
when you do a front-stoppie, be careful you don't go over the handlebars
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Front rear tar

A tar on the front rear of a car
That guy Delmas has a degree in front rear tars.

He won the Lomtardy trophy for his front rear tar
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epic font front

the act of changing the font of a texted message to emphasize how important what is being communicated
Shannon could not understand that Meghan's message did not switch to an epic font front when she told her that Meghan's granny died going down on Meghan's boyfriend.
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Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.
Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.
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Front Rower

Someone who is an overachiever, the best at everything in life, a true winner, a scholar, they take pride sitting in the front row. They are also known for having no ammo and huge wieners. (For Example Danal and Refad)
OMG DOOD Quit being such a front rower. I'll just keep chillin in the back row, outside of the assembly. - Patso
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