Sausage Wrap

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.

Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*

by daddyposeidon January 29, 2018

sausage fest

A entire dinner of just sausage, nothing else

Bob: Hey, what's for dinner?
Bill: We are having a sausage fest. Nothing but sausage.

by MrWalrusUB January 28, 2018

Sausage Fest

When a large group, typically of men, gather and eat a lot of sausages (usually German, both the men and the sausages).

"Oktoberfest is the best Sausage Fest in the world"

by Duppy Conqueror February 17, 2020

side sausage

The male version of "side chick".

I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.

by SneakyCelery September 11, 2016

Susan sausage

The only person to ever up gary guacamole

Yo susan sausage is legemdary

by Gary Guacamole is life May 04, 2021

sausage beaver

One who constructs a dam out of sausages to keep foods from touching other foods. (I.e keeping baked beans and bean sauce away from chips)

Look at him, he is a proper sausage beaver. Diverting the bean flow.

by Rhucu December 14, 2017

Sausage $alad

You and your pals stick your dicks into a bowl of lettuce and cum on top to add the ranch

Me and the boys made Vanessa eat the sausage $alad

by $alad Tosser April 03, 2019