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A wet noodle

A wet noodle is your dogs penis after you suck them off
My dog has a wet noodle under that dog foreskin
by Ni5let #42069 December 10, 2018
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bramen noodles

"look at this gaggle of fags coming towards us"

"man, they's bramen noodles."
by StealsyourstereO November 13, 2006
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Boiling Noodles

The term used to describe the act of urinating in the midst of extreme dehydration. The strong odor that emanates from the toilet bowl is tantamount to the smell of hot starchy pasta water.
After walking 11 miles home in the NYC Blackout of August 2003, my boyfriend was boiling noodles in the dark.
by yummyza January 3, 2007
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danger noodle

Matthew Maldonado. The most cautionary pasta ever. When he gets roasted he becomes spaghetti.
by majestic sea flap flap January 17, 2016
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Ramen Noodle

Noun-A person who partakes in extra stupid or odd activities
Verb-The physical act of doing something incredibly stupid or odd
Wow, Steve is such a ramen noodle.
Ben! You're ramen noodling!
by SenioritaAmore November 1, 2010
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Pool Noodle

The offensive capabilities of Medic from TF2.
You only need to worry about your medium, since the medic has the offensive capabilities of a Pool Noodle.
by NekoAnimator February 28, 2019
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Noodle Eater

Non asian women who date asian men as a way of dating up economically and sometimes depending on geography, socially. Sometimes for intellectual genes .. mostly common in Liberal cities, corporate environments, and affluent neighborhoods. Will typically choose the asian man over all if his penis is over 6 inches, has a great job and social life and doest look like a typical asian beta male (only 5% exist in the whole planet earth). Non asian men typically do not confront these types of asian men as they are typically higher value and are "affiliated".
Britni? Shes a mean noodle eater..you know she flat out said asian and white genes makes the most beautiful babies...she straight noodlin...
by PorfiRubirosa January 29, 2018
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