Office Ninja

A term given to middle managers who are able to suddenly appear behind employees who are slacking. They make no sound and are undetectable until it is too late and they have seen you are on Facebook.

Employee1: Did you see Lost last night?

Employee2: Shh, keep that down. The new manager is an office ninja.

Employee1: Haha. He's in a meeting til noon, you're paranoi--

Manager: What are you two doing?

Employee1: Oh crap, where did you come from?

Manager: Back to work, gentlemen.

Employee1: Umm, okay. But that's kind of rude to sneak up on -- hey, where'd he go?

by eleventy May 18, 2009

Rainbow Ninja

the type of ninja that pwns all else. NO EXCEPTIONS. its there and gone in a flash, taking your limbs and pants with it.
anybody can be a rainbow ninja once they drink a mocha frappacino.

"dude! where's your arms and pants???"
"aww man! that damn rainbow ninja probably took them!"

by rainbow ninjah February 20, 2009

ninetales

A pokemon that is a pale yellowish color. It is a fox with red eyes and nine huge fox tails, each tipped in orange. Ninetales has small paws, a pointed snout and a small black nose. Ears are erect and pointed. Ninetales also sports hair on the top of it's head and there is some longer fur covering the chest. Ninetales is a very mysterious beast- based on a mythical japanese creature called a kitsune, it posseses the element of fire. Ninetales can also-with a flash of it's red eyes- take control over one's mind. Ninetales is very vengeful, it loves to take revenge on other people. If you pull one of ninetale's tails, you will be cursed for the rest of your life. Ninetales is very smart-one of the smartest pokemon- and it understands human language.

Ninetales is my favorite pokemon.

by Furrysrule May 6, 2005

ninja looter

The act of joining a group and then trying to get as many items as possible, without regard for the well-being of the rest of the group.

(from WoW)

I'm a little ninja, short and stout
I take all the loot and I hearthstone out
All the guys on teamspeak scream and shout
I'm the warrior in full devout.

In World of Warcraft, it's customary in many groups to pass on an item when it's being rolled, in order to decide who needs it the most, and then roll again (/random 1-100). A ninja looter will roll on the item, instead of passing, and then may plead ignorance, or may declare that he needs it more than anyone else. Such behavior often results in ejection from the group and blacklisting.

by Ugluk September 16, 2005

ninja toe

Male version of the female camel toe. Ninja toe forms in the groin area of men who wear pants or jeans that are too tight. The result is similar to the booties ninjas wear where the toes are split into one group of 2 and one group of 3. Camel toe is divided equally whereas the male anatomy forces an extra toe to either side-thus ninja toe.

That cowboy's Wranglers are so tight, he's sporting ninja toe.

by R. Simmons September 4, 2005

fighting the invisible ninjas

A pejorative / derogatory term for the art & practice of hardcore dancing.

Used by concert goers to describe typical maneuvers exercised by hardcore dancers during breakdowns, whereby the user does not look favorably on this art.

Warren - Everybody hold onto your drinks. The hardcore kids are fighting the invisible ninjas again.

Charles - There's no barriers and no security at the stage! We'll see you later Warren; it's stage dive time, and we've got work to do.

by malarky2020 October 14, 2009

Quim Ninja

One proficient in rug munching; a cunning linguist

"Oh... flick my bean with your tong... oh..."

by Oz March 16, 2003